what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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