How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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