i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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