I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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