let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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