I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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