Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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