Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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