I must be too annoying 4 u.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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