Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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