literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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