I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
