after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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