Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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