she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
third nipple confirmed
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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