"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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