Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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