Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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