just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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