im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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