forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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