just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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