I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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