And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I smell like Dick and happiness
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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