I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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