I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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