All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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