her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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