It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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