It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
jump out the window naked night went bad
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