stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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