...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Randomize
