U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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