yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I am available for nakedness
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
