I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He did a backflip because drugs
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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