my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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