I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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