I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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