Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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