I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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