quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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