Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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