But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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