there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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