he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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