There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
whose parrot is this?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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