Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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