Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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