There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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