i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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