Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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